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Xmas Demotivational Poster


STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!




THIS CHRISTMAS -




KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day


I SAID... - no peeking!


TAGS: santa xmas judo
Rating: 4.73/5

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KoU - December 27, 2011, 2:36 pm
The same question, why a Blue Santa? Lolwhut? O.o
ICEMAN - December 26, 2011, 10:12 pm
Nice pixels.
motinet - December 26, 2011, 7:09 pm

Judo tradition, so the refs can tell the competitors apart easily.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:38 am
Why A Blue Santa ?


MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."


TAGS: star wars christmas xmas doris stormtrooper
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:12 am
Reindeer walk single file to hide their numbers...
pro - December 1, 2008, 7:41 pm
These are not the reindeer you're looking for!
shadowsunn - December 1, 2008, 7:02 pm
i love this, good one MWLF 5 poodles


MITHRAIC MYSTERIES -


TAGS: xmas mithras season fate
Rating: 4.55/5

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steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 3:49 pm
They COULD all be some type of Ancient Rednecks. After all, this statue appears to predate NASCAR by a century or more.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:34 pm
This was not some small cult. Over 400 Mithraea (underground temples) have been found with over 700 depictions of this scene, called the Tauroctony.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:29 pm
No one's sure. Christianity did it's best to erase all trace of this religion. It happens underground with Mithras looking toward Sol Invictus (The unconquered sun) Animals of other constellations help him kill the bull.
steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 1:47 pm
Why is he wrestling with an animal? It is a depiction of some ancient Rodeo?
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
Of course (had slap) the Phrygian cap….dead give away, and badge of the south central Anatolia turf wars…..Emilio, this stuff starts yer engine, don’t it.
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2012, 12:23 pm
Mithras is always shown dressed in Anatolian style with a Phrygian cap.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:05 am
What's That On His Head ?
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 8:48 am
Well crap, ED, you always force me to read. I thought Tammuz had the greater influence….’course I also thought that statue was David slaying a lion.


ELF EMILY - Keeping Santa snuggly warm on his Xmas Eve deliveries.




NEVER TOO EARLY - To start planning the Christmas feast... Now to find a hollowed out elf skull to serve it in...




CHRISTMAS BUSHES -




CHRISTMAS...NEXT FAKE HOLIDAY... - peace on earth...0 dollars maxed out credit card 3000 dollars fighting over a parking place...priceless


TAGS: xmas
Rating: 3.86/5

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THE NAUGHTY LIST - Guess sitting on Santa's lap is definitely out of the question...




YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS - Was you weren't fired. Enjoy.


TAGS: xmas snow money job
Rating: 3.88/5

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Sho - December 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Thx
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 2:40 pm
i really like this one. =)


NEXT YEAR FOR SURE -


TAGS: wife xmas gift
Rating: 4.38/5

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LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!


TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


SANTA FLAWS -


TAGS: christmas xmas toys dad deadbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - December 25, 2010, 10:12 pm
What's that smell / it's Taco Bell / Aggy's back to play / Oh what fun it is to ride / In a borrowed Chevrolet =)
tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:58 pm
Sad, but true for some Daddies.
rerun - December 25, 2010, 12:26 pm

destined to become a traditional favorite


THE BIG BAD WOLF -


TAGS: xmas
Rating: 3.93/5

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galen066 - December 21, 2009, 4:17 pm
I just snorted my tea!
Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:31 pm
Looks like little Red-Riding-Burka


JESUS AND SANTA -


TAGS: jesus santa xmas
Rating: 3.57/5

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IntNox - July 24, 2010, 10:57 am
amen. plagiarism Jesus or Santa
Carson McDonald - October 21, 2009, 8:27 am
Actually the real Santa is up in the Arctic Circle near(or in I can't remember) Finland
omnia - October 1, 2009, 4:25 pm
wait: jesus had white hair? and yet we depict him with brown hair.


A XMAS TO REMEMBER -


TAGS: xmas to remember
Rating: 3.48/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 6, 2008, 5:05 am
It was adorable and charming right up until I realized what was going on and then I thought it was disturbing and horrifying. A Christmas classic!


CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.




TIS THE SEASON -




RL HATES THIS DAY -




NAUGHTY OR NICE? - Let's keep the "x" in Xmas!




CHRISTMAS - You know Christmas is coming when the Tack goes up


TAGS: xmas
Rating: 3.25/5

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XMAS - Deleted




CHRISTMAS EVE - The scariest damn night of the year!


TAGS: xmas
Rating: 2.06/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 2:52 am
And no, Random.... still nothing to drink here.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 2:51 am
A can of root beer and a Halls lemon/menthol cough drop.
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 2:51 am
Passed out in the snow.... with my basset hound Jose.... past the guards we go.... barfing all the way. Dwarf's with static cling... via sattelite... what fun it is to watch Cosell host football monday night!
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 2:50 am
So what did you just smoke?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 2:50 am
COME ON, EVERYBODY SING! Always look on the bright side of life, always look on the right side of life!
Zed - December 9, 2009, 2:43 am
Life's a piece of sh*t when you look at it; life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true; you'll see it's all a show, so keep 'em laughing as you go; just remember that the last laugh is on you!
Zed - December 9, 2009, 2:41 am
Always look on the light side of death, just before you draw your terminal breath!
Ag218 - December 20, 2008, 2:13 pm
"Silent Night. Deadly Night" a classic!


OFF-TOPIC - only three hours until christmas.


TAGS: enough too long fail xmas jungle bunnies
Rating: 2/5


ULTIMATE BACKFIRE - Who would have thought Rudolf was a freak


TAGS: santa xmas
Rating: 1.77/5

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adj - April 13, 2008, 9:04 pm
that is not rudolph. red nose ring a bell?


PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS -




HOLIDAYS -




SHOPPING -




Rudolph: -




THIS HOLIDAY - REMEMBER...the best things in life aren't things...JD




YOUR GRANDMOTHER -




COME HOME SOON -


TAGS: christmas xmas soldier troops
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sean - December 25, 2010, 3:18 pm
And even sadder still, if you zoom in enough on the back of his colar there, you can see that the tag is sticking out. *weeps unconsolably*
Sean - December 25, 2010, 3:17 pm
And it's even sadder if you imagine that that's a "Dear John" Christmas card.
Sean - December 25, 2010, 3:15 pm
Way to bum me out (oot) Aggy. Love it. Perfect.
Cubbybear - December 25, 2010, 2:02 pm
Softy..."weeps"
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:23 am

perfect dude. merry christmas ag.
Shottyz - December 25, 2010, 6:55 am
Being a service member i know what its like to spend the holidays away in another country. All my respect goes out to the soldiers away from home.


BUON NATALE -


TAGS: xmas christmas hanukkah holiday agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 12:56 am
And a z rizdvom khrystovym for good measure...or Merry Christmas Aggy.
crankyhead - December 25, 2012, 12:33 am
Happy holidays Aggy.
Greeny - December 24, 2012, 9:28 pm
Best gift ever!
Silverheart - December 24, 2012, 8:24 pm

L'Chaim! Mazel tov!


BARBIE - Yeah, that's the doll I want for Christmas!


TAGS: barbie xmas present woman sexy
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:44 pm
...and she still has a "full Brazilian" wax job.


GO ON PICK HIM UP! - he looks all white.


TAGS: xmas
Rating: 3.33/5

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HOLIDAYS - When they get you down, just say "screw it".




MALIBU BARBIE CHRISTMAS SET -




DAD'S POETRY - You never know when the muse will strike




SADISM - Man's Inhumanity to Man




CHRISTMAS SPECIALS - sometimes its best just to watch charlie brown


TAGS: xmas
Rating: 1.71/5
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 1:50 pm
Aw cmon, at least this had a young Pia Zadora in it...
Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:33 pm
I've seen it, and it's better than that Mexican Santa Claus movie with Merlin.


HAPPY HOLIDAYS! -


TAGS: xmas
Rating: 1.67/5

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Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:37 pm

dude...you came so close to having a great poster here....argh!


Xmas -


TAGS: xmas
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 26, 2016, 9:21 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - December 26, 2016, 9:09 am
Funny, UP yours


Merry Cthulhumas -


TAGS: xmas cthulhu lets show some love for the elder gods ok
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
This pretty much covers the holidays from Oct thru Jan
Sho - December 26, 2014, 10:37 pm
looks like the cover of some kind of fairy tale book lol
JesusWept - December 26, 2014, 11:25 am
LOL very cool! L L L L L


PERSUASION -




MY SPECIAL XMAS WISH - "...Santa, I'll never ask for another thing..."




Yule Blazers -




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